I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
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I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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