lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
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You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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