Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
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Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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