I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
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can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
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I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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