what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
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YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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