I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
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just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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