do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
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Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
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The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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