i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
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It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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