If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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