My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
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so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
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I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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