I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
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my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
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I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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