Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
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found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
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guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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