Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
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Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
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Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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