If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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