The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
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The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
This is the high leading the old right now
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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