I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
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I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
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I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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