Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
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I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Found your dick twin last night
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
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I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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