The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Small penises have feelings too.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
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I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
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Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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