You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
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Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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