i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
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Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
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Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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