i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
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Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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