does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
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Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
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He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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