just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
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next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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