fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
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you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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