And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
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would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
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They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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