i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i think i have herpe
just one?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
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Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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