what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
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i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
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Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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