It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
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Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
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After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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