just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
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just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
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So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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