Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
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We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
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You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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