i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
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It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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