Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Say something about gay babies.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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