ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
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I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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