walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
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Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
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wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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