im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
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I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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