I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
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I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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