I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
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Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
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I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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