don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
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yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
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He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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