i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I want to be your penis for a week.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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