you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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