It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
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Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
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Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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