just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
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I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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