I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
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I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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