How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
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She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
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As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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