THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
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well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
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I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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