there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
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I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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