i just google imaged poop.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
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Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
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i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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