Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
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corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
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My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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