They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
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I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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