I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
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I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
i believe in u and ur pee
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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